5 FUCKS

Everyone has a list of celebs they'd fuck no questions asked... or CILF's (Celebs.Id.Like.to.Fuck.)as I'd like to call them. I had this conversation with my cousin & her boyfriend the other day.

Got to thinking of my list...here goes

1. Marilyn Manson - I think he'd be my dirty fuck. I picture him showing me some shit that I never knew I liked. Carefree sex with no inhibitions. I have always had a fantasy with him ever since I saw that video where he covered 'Tainted Love'...forward to 1:45. I've always liked him but that video really just did it for me.

I once bought a Marilyn Manson mask at Amoeba but took it back like and idiot. Big regret :(

2. Brad Pitt - I know shocker right? Taking all the glory away from the name and the super-stardom of him and I think he is a awesome guy. Like he's played great roles and everything that made him hott but I think the Real Brad Pitt is way hotter. His outlook on life, the way he is a father & the way he speaks on controversial topics like Homosexuality & Marijuana knowing the world is listening and he still doesn't give a fuck...HOT! I'm not gonna lie, him being a stone cold fox doesn't hurt either.

3. Edward Norton - This is just based on what I've seen in the movies, mainly American History X. I would want to bone that guy, because to be quite honest he doesn't look that cool in real life. I think this one all started when he was giving it to Fairuza Balk (his crazy ass girlfriend) in the movie or just the way he looked in the picture above.

I'm still thinking of 4 & 5

Mommy's Little Monster

I've always been a fan of Marilyn, haven't seen much of him lately
I know after Dita he's just been bouncing from girl to girl..

no one will really compare to Dita (look wise at least), maybe he'll be like Ike after Tina & get married 18 times. Hopefully not.

I really dont care about his sex life, I just want to know if he plans on ever having kids...cause his biological clock has been ticking! He's 40 years old. Maybe he doesnt want any?

That is such a waste though, I mean how awesome would that be

to say Marilyn Manson is your dad?!

I'd like to be the nanny in that home for sure!!

Or I can always be a surrogate mother ;)

Hit me up Mr. Manson lets do this

I wont mind having a bastard child from you.