Plastic Pussy Penis?

This might look gross, maybe even a little scary,
but once you are over the shock that this product creates its actually quite useful
if you can be an adult about it.
It's called GO GIRL
& it is specifically designed to help females GO to the bathroom standing up :)
obviously ideal for a woman in a 'no bathroom' situation.
& we've alllllll been there.

GENIUS if you ask me!
I've been popping squats on car bumpers, in the woods on camping trips, in a big gulp on a long road trip. the list goes on, trust me, not my finest moments.
I'm a believer.
buy yours here: www.go-girl.com

Sisters With Voices

Not to sound like some one's grandma but back when I was growing up Music was so different and enjoyable, relatable and singable. Music now is obviously still singable but I don't know there was just a different vibe back then.

Take Salt N Pepa, they were dope. They were street enough for the hood people but decent enough or the white folk to get in on the funk. I mean come on who didn't say "You so crazy, I think I want to have your baby." Classic right? YES.

&& what bitch wasn't singing this song back in the day. I was in 4th grade singing this shit not know what the hell, but I liked it regardless.

& who could forget EnVogue. Not me. They really sang, I remember my mom was all into them :) The song below was one of my favorite EV songs.

THIS SONG RIGHT HERE IS THE JAM HANDS DOWN!
Michael in the back, pssssh doesn't get no better.

A prime example of how music was a few years ago is the video below.
Salt N Pepa teamed up with EnVouge at the peak of their careers to colab on a song. That's just cool & rare, & it was worth it cause that was a great song.

Let's Give Tom Arnold A Break.

Ok he's not my favorite actor or favorite anything, but after seeing him on the roast of Joan Rivers the other night I thought 'wow, Tom doesn't look too bad after all these years' I mean its pretty obvious that he maybe dabbles in some cocaine now & then but come on its Hollywood, who doesn't. I just think he deserves some credit for maintaining a decent image of himself. He's had a rough life like everyone else and not so good circumstances in his adult life that were publicized, but he pretty much has stayed out of major trouble and with all the celebs I see fucking up on the daily I take notice when someone like Tom isn't.
I know he married Roseanne but I think we've all forgiven him for that and moved on. I mean its not like he got caught with a black prostitute like Hugh Grant or didn't pay his taxes like Wesley Snipes. He's done pretty well for himself. He didn't have any kids so even if he does get all hopped up on drugs or alcohol he's not gonna pull a David Hasselhoff. That's something I can respect. Since there are so many people, let alone celebs that have babies as accessories and don't commit to raising them right.

Arnold has been very outspoken about having been molested as a young child. His perpetrator was a 19 year old kid from the neighborhood that his mom hired to babysit. In a interview with Adam Carolla, Arnold revealed that the sexual abuse ended when he was seven. He took matters into his own hands & took his father's rifle and tried to confront the man, who lived down the street from him.

On an episode of Loveline, Tom revealed that at the age of 30, he tracked the man down and confronted him at his workplace. The man denied the molestation and told Arnold that his memories were wrong.

"I gave him my spiel about giving him back the pain and shame. He came up to me and jammed his finger in my chest, and for a second I have to admit I was scared. But I snapped out of it, and told him, 'If you touch me again I'll break your f------ neck.'"

He discovered that the man had adopted three boys and was attempting to adopt a fourth. Arnold had his employees print up and post flyers around the man's town. The flyers had the man's picture and name along with a description the man & sought help to stop the adoption from going through, it worked.

THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME! & SOOOO SOMETHING I WOULD DO :)

So stop the hate, Watch this clip (which happens to be my favorite) & be a Tom Arnold supporter!

Marriages Making it Work.

This blog is going to be the first of many, based on celeb marriages that I believe in.

There are a lot of failed marriages in general not just in the lime light, but I wanted to make note of the marriages that I actually think are working and dare I say it, might even last?

Coco & Ice-T:

I guess it's safe to say they have an amazing sex life, and that is always a main ingredient in a healthy relationship but what I think what holds this relationship together is honesty.

I think when Ice first decided he was gonna marry Coco, he sat her down and laid out some ground rules. Like, I'm the man in this relationship, I wear the pants and I make the rules.

You can show that ass, off get a little fame, make some money. But at the end of the day, Daddy gets what Daddy wants, and you've got to be willing to provide that at all times by any means necessary.Not a bad theory huh? I'm almost positive that's how it went down. Ice-T doesn't fuck around. Especially when it comes to his women. And more power too him, cause if you think about it, it's not a bad deal...they're living the life & its been working for almost 9 years now.

5 FUCKS

Everyone has a list of celebs they'd fuck no questions asked... or CILF's (Celebs.Id.Like.to.Fuck.)as I'd like to call them. I had this conversation with my cousin & her boyfriend the other day.

Got to thinking of my list...here goes

1. Marilyn Manson - I think he'd be my dirty fuck. I picture him showing me some shit that I never knew I liked. Carefree sex with no inhibitions. I have always had a fantasy with him ever since I saw that video where he covered 'Tainted Love'...forward to 1:45. I've always liked him but that video really just did it for me.

I once bought a Marilyn Manson mask at Amoeba but took it back like and idiot. Big regret :(

2. Brad Pitt - I know shocker right? Taking all the glory away from the name and the super-stardom of him and I think he is a awesome guy. Like he's played great roles and everything that made him hott but I think the Real Brad Pitt is way hotter. His outlook on life, the way he is a father & the way he speaks on controversial topics like Homosexuality & Marijuana knowing the world is listening and he still doesn't give a fuck...HOT! I'm not gonna lie, him being a stone cold fox doesn't hurt either.

3. Edward Norton - This is just based on what I've seen in the movies, mainly American History X. I would want to bone that guy, because to be quite honest he doesn't look that cool in real life. I think this one all started when he was giving it to Fairuza Balk (his crazy ass girlfriend) in the movie or just the way he looked in the picture above.

I'm still thinking of 4 & 5

Where the Boobs at?

So I know a lot of people follow THEBOOBS blog, as do I.
I find it entertaining, especially the boobs of the week. Being an owner of a nice pair of tits myself ;)
I was reading through the author's edition of the Boobs of the Week
& I noticed that the author's don't really show much of their own boobs. They have a few girls that really show their stuff, that's what its about right?
Especially since one of the questions on the survey is
"Can you put them on glass?" love it.
I'm not trying to start a blog rival cause I like what Des & Glossy are all about. I share the same love & appreciation for a nice set of jugs!
I just think if my blog was promoting boobs and the showing of boobs I'd lead by example :)
This is just my sorry attempt at getting a look at their goods - _ -
Come on you know you wanna see their boobs too!
Follow them at http://www.theboobs.blogspot.com/

REVERIE

THE HOMEGIRL REVERIE
CERTIFIED FUCK UP - REVERIE


Loving the Video.
Loving the Rawness cause you know I like it raww
She Speaks it with a 'DONT GIVE A FUCK' attitude & i like it.

She's the real deal, rhymes are ill
Stalk her at..
http://www.myspace.com/reveriesection8

& Listen & Download her music at..
www.loudencleartunes.com


YOU'RE A FAN NOW.

bush 2009?

So it's 2009 and I have had many convo's about pubic hair and my opinion hasn't changed
BARE IS BEST. or the PEACH as I like to call it :)
but I dont haveto tell you that, you already knew.
So why is there blogs out there promoting nonsensical topics such as pubic dying and decoration?
Below are pictures I came across on good 'ol blogger...
here is their link & description..rediculous if you ask me!


http://female-pubic-hair.blogspot.com/
How many unforgettable moments you may give your boyfriend
if make some pubic hair dyeing or decorate intimate zone with hairstyle sparkles,
temporary tattoos etc!
Indeed, bikini design - is a super original and super erotic!
Usual hair removal in a genital region is widely distributed.
Bikini design masters offer design services, which includes curly hairstyle with elements
of depilation, hair coloring, as well as hair decoration with a decorative elements.


(yea my man's really gonna love it if I look like I have a shrub & twigs with berries coming out of my snatch!)


this one isnt so bad, i've heard of girls getting designs
but i think a heart is the only acceptable one.
I think this song is appropriate :)

The Bold & The Beautiful

Lizzie Miller is a 20 year old plus size model. Just found out about her through my cousin Robinskie after chatting over lunch today. Apparently she has the picture above in Glamour Magazine and it stired up some controversy because she put it all out there and said she didnt want photoshop on her picture. More power to her and to any girl out there that has the balls to be happy with the way they are, I'm not promoting obesity but i think I can speak for a few people when I say the size 0 model is becoming a bit over-rated.

I can respect a girl that just loves herself in general. Girls front all the time that they got it going on and what not, but 95% of ALL girls dont like at least 3 things about their physical appearance. So Lizzie I take my hat off to you. Flaunt it sistah!

what do they look like?

Ever Wonder what some of these radio 'personalities' look like?
...YEAH ME NEITHER but...
It's rare that any of us listen to the radio anymore since we live in the day of modern technology...but there were some memorable ones out there.
I got curious cause don't ask me why but I was listening to kevin & bean on the radio
this morning and they were saying the celeb birthdays of the day and it happened to be
Nate Dogg's birthday. As you might know Nate Dogg had a stroke last year in January.
So Kevin & Bean were talking crap about him trying to come back into the music industry and had someone sing 'It Ain't No Fun' in a stroke-ish old man voice. It was sad.
It got me thinking...who the fuck are these jack-offs and what do they look like?
Maybe some of you already knew but I didn't.
So I did my research on a few Disc Jockeys that I remembered from my Radio listening days. Enjoy.






RICK DEES - DEES SLEAZE












TOM LEYKIS - LEYKIS 101










KEVIN & BEAN













JED THE FISH - CATCH OF THE DAY










ART LABOE - KILLER OLDIES
(love that one)










FROSTY HEIDI & FRANK






I had one more DJ that I was looking for. THEO!!
Do you remember THEO? The guy on 93.5 with the sexy voice that was allegedly ASIAN?!
Well I remember him and I had a hard time finding a picture. But it's the thought that counts.

Megan Wants a Millionaire Murderer?

Megan Wants A Millionaire.

The basis of the show is for her to find a millionaire match and live out her dream of becoming a trophy wife with her little retarded dog Lily.

(the dog is literally retarded)

I don't really like her cause she was just a mean bitch
on the other reality shows she was on but I am watching her show and it just got JUICY!!

So basically one of the contestants RYAN the young stud from Canada, a businessman tells Megan he cant work in the U.S. unless he is married, so he says tells Megan if they end up getting married he wont make her sign a prenuptial agreement.
MUSIC TO HER TIFFANY STUDDED EARS.
needless to say he was a top contender after that

So I find out on the news that Ryan apparently got the boot from Megan, went to Vegas partied and married some girl after only 2 days of knowing her. That girl was Jasmine Fiore, she was a 'model' that was linked to dating numerous D-List celebs. Fiore was later found stuffed in a suitcase in a dumpster in Buena Park, CA. Ironically Ryan was the person who called her in missing.

I cant wait to see how this unfolds. I thought for sure Megan was gonna leave this guy in at least the top 5, but I guess not. I thought she was gonna stay with him because of the whole Prenup thing he promised her. Good Job Megan, you might have been next!!

I still think she should have stuck with Donald. He was great.
Maybe he will get his own show? Think about it, an older man reality dating show? Donald was a character too, full of clever witty things to say all the time! C'Mon That's MONEY!
& i thought this was just funny.

CRYSTAL CASTLES

Crystal Castles is from Canada, Ontario to be exact. Alice Glass is the vocalist & Ethan Kath is the multi-instrumentalist.
Listen to these songs & you too will be hooked. Courtship Dating. Crimewave. Vanished. Air War. Or better yet buy their whole CD it's bangin'.

It's Electro Shit, you know shit you can dance to and get wild in a mob of sweaty under-dressed teens on E! I'm all about it.

Love is a Losing Game

Dear Ms. Winehouse,
This is me begging that you get yourself together,

I'm not saying right this second, cause I know a coke/crack problem doesnt just cure itself.

I'm just thinking that if you dont start really trying soon you might die (heaven forbid)

but I want to see you in concert. I think a lot of other people do too. You dont have to be in tip top shape like when you first started, I like the skinny, messy mascara, toothless, rats nest hair Amy.

So please, at least think about it? Thanks.

at least it wasn't a black dude Bruce

I learned that kourtney kardashian is pregnant the other day...

how convenient that it was announced right before the premiere of their new show on E.

Out of the 3 sisters I think kourtney would be a bad mom. Like a strict uptight bitch mom cause think about it, i CANT see her making school projects & i definitely CANT see her letting her hair down and rolling up her sleeves, getting silly and having fun with them.

Dad is a fucking tool, Scott Disick (had to look that one up on google) looks like he has gerbil up his ass, so no help there...i don't see any REAL fun in these kids lives. tea time & piano lesson.
i pray those kids have fun Mexican nanny's.

amen.

Mommy's Little Monster

I've always been a fan of Marilyn, haven't seen much of him lately
I know after Dita he's just been bouncing from girl to girl..

no one will really compare to Dita (look wise at least), maybe he'll be like Ike after Tina & get married 18 times. Hopefully not.

I really dont care about his sex life, I just want to know if he plans on ever having kids...cause his biological clock has been ticking! He's 40 years old. Maybe he doesnt want any?

That is such a waste though, I mean how awesome would that be

to say Marilyn Manson is your dad?!

I'd like to be the nanny in that home for sure!!

Or I can always be a surrogate mother ;)

Hit me up Mr. Manson lets do this

I wont mind having a bastard child from you.