5 FUCKS

Everyone has a list of celebs they'd fuck no questions asked... or CILF's (Celebs.Id.Like.to.Fuck.)as I'd like to call them. I had this conversation with my cousin & her boyfriend the other day.

Got to thinking of my list...here goes

1. Marilyn Manson - I think he'd be my dirty fuck. I picture him showing me some shit that I never knew I liked. Carefree sex with no inhibitions. I have always had a fantasy with him ever since I saw that video where he covered 'Tainted Love'...forward to 1:45. I've always liked him but that video really just did it for me.

I once bought a Marilyn Manson mask at Amoeba but took it back like and idiot. Big regret :(

2. Brad Pitt - I know shocker right? Taking all the glory away from the name and the super-stardom of him and I think he is a awesome guy. Like he's played great roles and everything that made him hott but I think the Real Brad Pitt is way hotter. His outlook on life, the way he is a father & the way he speaks on controversial topics like Homosexuality & Marijuana knowing the world is listening and he still doesn't give a fuck...HOT! I'm not gonna lie, him being a stone cold fox doesn't hurt either.

3. Edward Norton - This is just based on what I've seen in the movies, mainly American History X. I would want to bone that guy, because to be quite honest he doesn't look that cool in real life. I think this one all started when he was giving it to Fairuza Balk (his crazy ass girlfriend) in the movie or just the way he looked in the picture above.

I'm still thinking of 4 & 5

Where the Boobs at?

So I know a lot of people follow THEBOOBS blog, as do I.
I find it entertaining, especially the boobs of the week. Being an owner of a nice pair of tits myself ;)
I was reading through the author's edition of the Boobs of the Week
& I noticed that the author's don't really show much of their own boobs. They have a few girls that really show their stuff, that's what its about right?
Especially since one of the questions on the survey is
"Can you put them on glass?" love it.
I'm not trying to start a blog rival cause I like what Des & Glossy are all about. I share the same love & appreciation for a nice set of jugs!
I just think if my blog was promoting boobs and the showing of boobs I'd lead by example :)
This is just my sorry attempt at getting a look at their goods - _ -
Come on you know you wanna see their boobs too!
Follow them at http://www.theboobs.blogspot.com/

REVERIE

THE HOMEGIRL REVERIE
CERTIFIED FUCK UP - REVERIE


Loving the Video.
Loving the Rawness cause you know I like it raww
She Speaks it with a 'DONT GIVE A FUCK' attitude & i like it.

She's the real deal, rhymes are ill
Stalk her at..
http://www.myspace.com/reveriesection8

& Listen & Download her music at..
www.loudencleartunes.com


YOU'RE A FAN NOW.

bush 2009?

So it's 2009 and I have had many convo's about pubic hair and my opinion hasn't changed
BARE IS BEST. or the PEACH as I like to call it :)
but I dont haveto tell you that, you already knew.
So why is there blogs out there promoting nonsensical topics such as pubic dying and decoration?
Below are pictures I came across on good 'ol blogger...
here is their link & description..rediculous if you ask me!


http://female-pubic-hair.blogspot.com/
How many unforgettable moments you may give your boyfriend
if make some pubic hair dyeing or decorate intimate zone with hairstyle sparkles,
temporary tattoos etc!
Indeed, bikini design - is a super original and super erotic!
Usual hair removal in a genital region is widely distributed.
Bikini design masters offer design services, which includes curly hairstyle with elements
of depilation, hair coloring, as well as hair decoration with a decorative elements.


(yea my man's really gonna love it if I look like I have a shrub & twigs with berries coming out of my snatch!)


this one isnt so bad, i've heard of girls getting designs
but i think a heart is the only acceptable one.
I think this song is appropriate :)

The Bold & The Beautiful

Lizzie Miller is a 20 year old plus size model. Just found out about her through my cousin Robinskie after chatting over lunch today. Apparently she has the picture above in Glamour Magazine and it stired up some controversy because she put it all out there and said she didnt want photoshop on her picture. More power to her and to any girl out there that has the balls to be happy with the way they are, I'm not promoting obesity but i think I can speak for a few people when I say the size 0 model is becoming a bit over-rated.

I can respect a girl that just loves herself in general. Girls front all the time that they got it going on and what not, but 95% of ALL girls dont like at least 3 things about their physical appearance. So Lizzie I take my hat off to you. Flaunt it sistah!

what do they look like?

Ever Wonder what some of these radio 'personalities' look like?
...YEAH ME NEITHER but...
It's rare that any of us listen to the radio anymore since we live in the day of modern technology...but there were some memorable ones out there.
I got curious cause don't ask me why but I was listening to kevin & bean on the radio
this morning and they were saying the celeb birthdays of the day and it happened to be
Nate Dogg's birthday. As you might know Nate Dogg had a stroke last year in January.
So Kevin & Bean were talking crap about him trying to come back into the music industry and had someone sing 'It Ain't No Fun' in a stroke-ish old man voice. It was sad.
It got me thinking...who the fuck are these jack-offs and what do they look like?
Maybe some of you already knew but I didn't.
So I did my research on a few Disc Jockeys that I remembered from my Radio listening days. Enjoy.






RICK DEES - DEES SLEAZE












TOM LEYKIS - LEYKIS 101










KEVIN & BEAN













JED THE FISH - CATCH OF THE DAY










ART LABOE - KILLER OLDIES
(love that one)










FROSTY HEIDI & FRANK






I had one more DJ that I was looking for. THEO!!
Do you remember THEO? The guy on 93.5 with the sexy voice that was allegedly ASIAN?!
Well I remember him and I had a hard time finding a picture. But it's the thought that counts.

Megan Wants a Millionaire Murderer?

Megan Wants A Millionaire.

The basis of the show is for her to find a millionaire match and live out her dream of becoming a trophy wife with her little retarded dog Lily.

(the dog is literally retarded)

I don't really like her cause she was just a mean bitch
on the other reality shows she was on but I am watching her show and it just got JUICY!!

So basically one of the contestants RYAN the young stud from Canada, a businessman tells Megan he cant work in the U.S. unless he is married, so he says tells Megan if they end up getting married he wont make her sign a prenuptial agreement.
MUSIC TO HER TIFFANY STUDDED EARS.
needless to say he was a top contender after that

So I find out on the news that Ryan apparently got the boot from Megan, went to Vegas partied and married some girl after only 2 days of knowing her. That girl was Jasmine Fiore, she was a 'model' that was linked to dating numerous D-List celebs. Fiore was later found stuffed in a suitcase in a dumpster in Buena Park, CA. Ironically Ryan was the person who called her in missing.

I cant wait to see how this unfolds. I thought for sure Megan was gonna leave this guy in at least the top 5, but I guess not. I thought she was gonna stay with him because of the whole Prenup thing he promised her. Good Job Megan, you might have been next!!

I still think she should have stuck with Donald. He was great.
Maybe he will get his own show? Think about it, an older man reality dating show? Donald was a character too, full of clever witty things to say all the time! C'Mon That's MONEY!
& i thought this was just funny.

CRYSTAL CASTLES

Crystal Castles is from Canada, Ontario to be exact. Alice Glass is the vocalist & Ethan Kath is the multi-instrumentalist.
Listen to these songs & you too will be hooked. Courtship Dating. Crimewave. Vanished. Air War. Or better yet buy their whole CD it's bangin'.

It's Electro Shit, you know shit you can dance to and get wild in a mob of sweaty under-dressed teens on E! I'm all about it.

Love is a Losing Game

Dear Ms. Winehouse,
This is me begging that you get yourself together,

I'm not saying right this second, cause I know a coke/crack problem doesnt just cure itself.

I'm just thinking that if you dont start really trying soon you might die (heaven forbid)

but I want to see you in concert. I think a lot of other people do too. You dont have to be in tip top shape like when you first started, I like the skinny, messy mascara, toothless, rats nest hair Amy.

So please, at least think about it? Thanks.

at least it wasn't a black dude Bruce

I learned that kourtney kardashian is pregnant the other day...

how convenient that it was announced right before the premiere of their new show on E.

Out of the 3 sisters I think kourtney would be a bad mom. Like a strict uptight bitch mom cause think about it, i CANT see her making school projects & i definitely CANT see her letting her hair down and rolling up her sleeves, getting silly and having fun with them.

Dad is a fucking tool, Scott Disick (had to look that one up on google) looks like he has gerbil up his ass, so no help there...i don't see any REAL fun in these kids lives. tea time & piano lesson.
i pray those kids have fun Mexican nanny's.

amen.

Mommy's Little Monster

I've always been a fan of Marilyn, haven't seen much of him lately
I know after Dita he's just been bouncing from girl to girl..

no one will really compare to Dita (look wise at least), maybe he'll be like Ike after Tina & get married 18 times. Hopefully not.

I really dont care about his sex life, I just want to know if he plans on ever having kids...cause his biological clock has been ticking! He's 40 years old. Maybe he doesnt want any?

That is such a waste though, I mean how awesome would that be

to say Marilyn Manson is your dad?!

I'd like to be the nanny in that home for sure!!

Or I can always be a surrogate mother ;)

Hit me up Mr. Manson lets do this

I wont mind having a bastard child from you.

The Area

Areolas...

Not a common subject but interesting enough.

My friend "chris" recently said that there are woman that have no areolas and just nipple.

Of course, I didnt believe him so we went to the source were all good truths are told...Google

and came across these puppies..

I don't know who these breast belong to, or why they don't have areolas

I'm guessing they had surgery for whatever reason and got some implants

with the left over insurance money :)

I'm not judging I'm just curious about what goes threw someones mind

when they look in the mirror and see no areola!!! Just a little nub looking thing?

I guess the first thought IS to get surgery...its actually called Areola RePigmentation. CRAZY!!

Now I don't know how you feel about Areolas

but to not have any at all is kinda scary.

I know all Areolas aren't the greatest looking

cause lets all be honest we've each seen some crazy suckers, right?

but damn to have none at all is just frightening.

On the other hand having some that look like "left over parts"

or ink on the skin around it isn't the ideal situation either.

I don't see a point to having boobs if there isn't at least a decent size nipple.

But what is considered a decent size nipple to a breast with no Areola??

I think everyone has their own personal likes and dislikes when it comes to the nipple & areola.

Its just so taboo, I even feel a little funny blogging about it.

But fuck it I'm sure theres a blogging society out there

with middle-age women gabbing about it. & IF NOT I AM A PIONEER, let there be more Areola Talk ( . v . )

"Maybe She's Born With It"

i've ben thinking lately on how much

basic cosmetics have changed

I remember when I was in the

6th grade my friends and I

would steal the Cover Girl compacts

and the "watermelon" mascara

and put it on in the morning at school

and then take it off before going home

Now I'm paying $50 or more

buying the same shit at MAC

from some high school drop out bitch

that looks like she's living in some

GLAMGothic World

that nobody has ever heard of

Im over it.

The shit they sell at MAC is the equivelent

to Broadway Stage Make-Up

&&&&

I've had enough!

Never Can Say Goodbye..

My Beloved Michael...

Michael Jackson

The Greatest Entertainer the World Ever Saw

Honestly I don't even know what to write.

I'm still in shock about his sudden death.

My mom was the first to break the news to me

I was at the library and immediately rushed home to watch the tragedy unfold.

In disbelief I sobbed as if someone from my own family had passed.

My heart hurt.

Calls began to come in from my family members

:My grandma called me crying

asking me how I was doing.
:My cousin Jake from New Mexico called me

to tell me and once he heard me crying he knew.
:My aunt from Vegas called me telling me she was sad and sorry

cause she knew i would be a mess.

Not to mention all of the text messages & emails I received as well.

It was the greatest feeling seeing everyone support me

& nice to know everyone thinks of me when they hear about Michael.

I have been a true fan all my life.
A fan of his Music his Dance and overall Entertainment presence.

The way he made me fell, he didn't just make music or perform it

HE WAS MUSIC, he became it.

that passion and love that he had for what he was doing

came through to me as a child through my television

it sent like a bolt of lightning through me to see him dance and sing.

something that made me sing with him and move with him in my living room

:Michael Jackson for Halloween in '87

:Watching Moonwalker any chance got

:Dressing up like him with my homemade Glitter Glove

:Dancing around like him trying to do the moonwalk (still til this day)

:Performing Billy Jean in my High School Fashion Show

:Including his music in every Party I have ever had

:Making "The Lady in my Life" my future wedding song

Never in my life have I felt this way for a celebrity,

but see he wasn't just a celebrity like the others

all the others never came through as someone that love what they do as much as he did

and that's is what separates him from the rest

he let us all feel the greatness of what he did through his music

he is the greatest and i am just so sad that he is gone

No one can compare

No one has come close

He is Forever a Legend

& He will remain in my heart always.

shitty kitty

some girl that was working the register at Auntie Ann's pretzels
freaked out when she saw my lovely flawless hello kitty tattoo

and she asked me if she could take a picture
because she wanted to get one just like in the exact same spot
i politely declined...
but it got me thinking i bet there's a lot of hello kitty tattoos

so I set out to find them
& let me tell you i was swamped in a million pictures

of some of the shittiest HK tattoo's i've ever seen
and here they are for your enjoyment...

tramp stamp drawn by her kid

nice try but nope, sorrry.

THIS ONE TAKES THE FUCKING CAKE


eehhhh not quite.

really? farrah fawcett kitty?

i get it, but no.

arrgg-ly

nope.

swapmeet kitty

this guy hates his dad.

hmm, i almost want to like it but nah.

lady you're trippin.

FAT CAT

mine is better :P

this one almost made it

you get the point...they suck.

eww smelly.

dont these people take a picture to their tattoo artist

or at least aprove these tattoo's

before its permanent?

yikes.