Homemade

That word means so little nowadays, but in reality its the best thing you can get.

I was cleaning our downstairs area last night, which was formerly my grandpa's man cave back in the day and I was talking with my boo and our future roommate about how my grandpa would make stuff all the time, like random stuff...sets of golf clubs, he'd build computers, a buzzer that runs from upstairs to downstairs so my grandma and him could communicate thru codes (it sounds more hi-tech then it really is) he could fix anything & he is the reason I have free cable in all my rooms (without a black box) :)

It got me to thinking about how nothing is really HOME MADE any more,
personally I always am more interested in stuff when its homemade like when someone tells you about some bomb food or when someone has a homemade costume for Halloween...those are always the conversation starters.
I guess I just like to make things and find new creative outlets, being able to say 'I made that' is always nice too. I think more people should get themselves to do homemade things. It's always more fun.
Tomorrow will be 7 years that my grandpa has been gone and I miss him still. He was so smart and cool but in a way where he didn't even know it, always kept himself busy learning and keeping up with the world. Even a former boxer named Kid Leblanc. He was a fascinating man. He taught me a lot & always kept me on my toes. <3

CILF

So I've been wanting to talk about celebs that don't get enough credit..
probably cause they are too cool to care and are just remained dope ass people amongst all the fame. So here goes #1 of the series..

1. Drew BarrymoreWe've been everywhere with DREW i mean childhood, the baby drug years, dancing on Letterman's desk, whacked marriages...and we all loved her more and more after every episode. She proved how down to earth she was when she married the one testie Tom Green and then dated that young drummer from that one band. Only recently did she start using her celebrity to make some money and good for her she's Fucking EARNED IT! not like these little pimple commercials like that pro-bush bitch umm whats her name...fuck! oh yea Vanessa Hudgens. so go 'head DREW make that money promote that Cover Girl we all Love you.

Sunscreen

people i cant stress this issue enough...

WEAR SUNSCREEN!!

For real, I dont think people our age realize how mportnant it is to take care of your skin

but YOUR WEARING IT. just like you worry about how you look in a certain outfit

your skin is no different and in fact more important than anything you could ever wear.

I'm always the one with the SPF 50 telling people "did you put on sunscreen" "want some sunscreen" Always go with the higher SPF cause the 15 or 20 is a joke.
I dont know if I am the only one who notices but most old people have bad skin.
not to talk shit but they do. sunspots, discoloration etc. & I dont want to end up like that.
Not to mention the scarriest oneof all.... LEATHER SKIN! This is usually seen on white women in the chest area normally cause from too many
tanning bed sessions or just too much direct sunlight exposure.
I see it all the time & it is DISGUSTING! Usually not this bad but you get the point.

but it is kind of humorous cause these women are oblivious to it and still show off their tits like its no big thing. maybe it isn't? but to me it is.

So take my advice & Baz Luhrmanns advice & WEAR SUNSCREEN! & p.s. this is a great song so pay attention.

shake that monkey

trying to master the craft. looking up some vids on YouTube for inspiration.
this one is just a cop-out and looks too easy, a nice butt but too easy.

FORWARD TO 0:17, she is using her muscles and doing like a real clap.

but this one seems too hard.

& i don't want to get down all low and have to dry hump the carpet to make it look like a clap! (FORWARD TO 0:35)

Still on the hunt for the girl from Flavor of Love video :(

give it a rest

just heard some BS hyphy lil jon crap song on my drunk drive home
& its called SHOTS or im assuming its called SHOTS

cause thats all the damn song says
I have a proposal, someone needs to keep track of the drunk driving toll

and watch how it increases because of this.
it is seriously the worst song i have ever heard,

like we really needed yet another fucking song that relentlessly promotes drinking tequila or vodka.

I thought that trend was over, but no here comes PitBull (im assuming) trying to cash in on it.
Give it a REST people we all drink way too much as it is, hell I drove home drunk tonight...we don't need these hyphtastic artist yapping it into our brains anymore just to get a promo deal from Patron & money in the bank for speaking nonsense.

& for the record I HATE PITBULL! most unoriginal motherfucker & the reason i stay ignorant to radio music.

Plastic Pussy Penis?

This might look gross, maybe even a little scary,
but once you are over the shock that this product creates its actually quite useful
if you can be an adult about it.
It's called GO GIRL
& it is specifically designed to help females GO to the bathroom standing up :)
obviously ideal for a woman in a 'no bathroom' situation.
& we've alllllll been there.

GENIUS if you ask me!
I've been popping squats on car bumpers, in the woods on camping trips, in a big gulp on a long road trip. the list goes on, trust me, not my finest moments.
I'm a believer.
buy yours here: www.go-girl.com

Sisters With Voices

Not to sound like some one's grandma but back when I was growing up Music was so different and enjoyable, relatable and singable. Music now is obviously still singable but I don't know there was just a different vibe back then.

Take Salt N Pepa, they were dope. They were street enough for the hood people but decent enough or the white folk to get in on the funk. I mean come on who didn't say "You so crazy, I think I want to have your baby." Classic right? YES.

&& what bitch wasn't singing this song back in the day. I was in 4th grade singing this shit not know what the hell, but I liked it regardless.

& who could forget EnVogue. Not me. They really sang, I remember my mom was all into them :) The song below was one of my favorite EV songs.

THIS SONG RIGHT HERE IS THE JAM HANDS DOWN!
Michael in the back, pssssh doesn't get no better.

A prime example of how music was a few years ago is the video below.
Salt N Pepa teamed up with EnVouge at the peak of their careers to colab on a song. That's just cool & rare, & it was worth it cause that was a great song.

Let's Give Tom Arnold A Break.

Ok he's not my favorite actor or favorite anything, but after seeing him on the roast of Joan Rivers the other night I thought 'wow, Tom doesn't look too bad after all these years' I mean its pretty obvious that he maybe dabbles in some cocaine now & then but come on its Hollywood, who doesn't. I just think he deserves some credit for maintaining a decent image of himself. He's had a rough life like everyone else and not so good circumstances in his adult life that were publicized, but he pretty much has stayed out of major trouble and with all the celebs I see fucking up on the daily I take notice when someone like Tom isn't.
I know he married Roseanne but I think we've all forgiven him for that and moved on. I mean its not like he got caught with a black prostitute like Hugh Grant or didn't pay his taxes like Wesley Snipes. He's done pretty well for himself. He didn't have any kids so even if he does get all hopped up on drugs or alcohol he's not gonna pull a David Hasselhoff. That's something I can respect. Since there are so many people, let alone celebs that have babies as accessories and don't commit to raising them right.

Arnold has been very outspoken about having been molested as a young child. His perpetrator was a 19 year old kid from the neighborhood that his mom hired to babysit. In a interview with Adam Carolla, Arnold revealed that the sexual abuse ended when he was seven. He took matters into his own hands & took his father's rifle and tried to confront the man, who lived down the street from him.

On an episode of Loveline, Tom revealed that at the age of 30, he tracked the man down and confronted him at his workplace. The man denied the molestation and told Arnold that his memories were wrong.

"I gave him my spiel about giving him back the pain and shame. He came up to me and jammed his finger in my chest, and for a second I have to admit I was scared. But I snapped out of it, and told him, 'If you touch me again I'll break your f------ neck.'"

He discovered that the man had adopted three boys and was attempting to adopt a fourth. Arnold had his employees print up and post flyers around the man's town. The flyers had the man's picture and name along with a description the man & sought help to stop the adoption from going through, it worked.

THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME! & SOOOO SOMETHING I WOULD DO :)

So stop the hate, Watch this clip (which happens to be my favorite) & be a Tom Arnold supporter!

Marriages Making it Work.

This blog is going to be the first of many, based on celeb marriages that I believe in.

There are a lot of failed marriages in general not just in the lime light, but I wanted to make note of the marriages that I actually think are working and dare I say it, might even last?

Coco & Ice-T:

I guess it's safe to say they have an amazing sex life, and that is always a main ingredient in a healthy relationship but what I think what holds this relationship together is honesty.

I think when Ice first decided he was gonna marry Coco, he sat her down and laid out some ground rules. Like, I'm the man in this relationship, I wear the pants and I make the rules.

You can show that ass, off get a little fame, make some money. But at the end of the day, Daddy gets what Daddy wants, and you've got to be willing to provide that at all times by any means necessary.Not a bad theory huh? I'm almost positive that's how it went down. Ice-T doesn't fuck around. Especially when it comes to his women. And more power too him, cause if you think about it, it's not a bad deal...they're living the life & its been working for almost 9 years now.

5 FUCKS

Everyone has a list of celebs they'd fuck no questions asked... or CILF's (Celebs.Id.Like.to.Fuck.)as I'd like to call them. I had this conversation with my cousin & her boyfriend the other day.

Got to thinking of my list...here goes

1. Marilyn Manson - I think he'd be my dirty fuck. I picture him showing me some shit that I never knew I liked. Carefree sex with no inhibitions. I have always had a fantasy with him ever since I saw that video where he covered 'Tainted Love'...forward to 1:45. I've always liked him but that video really just did it for me.

I once bought a Marilyn Manson mask at Amoeba but took it back like and idiot. Big regret :(

2. Brad Pitt - I know shocker right? Taking all the glory away from the name and the super-stardom of him and I think he is a awesome guy. Like he's played great roles and everything that made him hott but I think the Real Brad Pitt is way hotter. His outlook on life, the way he is a father & the way he speaks on controversial topics like Homosexuality & Marijuana knowing the world is listening and he still doesn't give a fuck...HOT! I'm not gonna lie, him being a stone cold fox doesn't hurt either.

3. Edward Norton - This is just based on what I've seen in the movies, mainly American History X. I would want to bone that guy, because to be quite honest he doesn't look that cool in real life. I think this one all started when he was giving it to Fairuza Balk (his crazy ass girlfriend) in the movie or just the way he looked in the picture above.

I'm still thinking of 4 & 5

Where the Boobs at?

So I know a lot of people follow THEBOOBS blog, as do I.
I find it entertaining, especially the boobs of the week. Being an owner of a nice pair of tits myself ;)
I was reading through the author's edition of the Boobs of the Week
& I noticed that the author's don't really show much of their own boobs. They have a few girls that really show their stuff, that's what its about right?
Especially since one of the questions on the survey is
"Can you put them on glass?" love it.
I'm not trying to start a blog rival cause I like what Des & Glossy are all about. I share the same love & appreciation for a nice set of jugs!
I just think if my blog was promoting boobs and the showing of boobs I'd lead by example :)
This is just my sorry attempt at getting a look at their goods - _ -
Come on you know you wanna see their boobs too!
Follow them at http://www.theboobs.blogspot.com/

REVERIE

THE HOMEGIRL REVERIE
CERTIFIED FUCK UP - REVERIE


Loving the Video.
Loving the Rawness cause you know I like it raww
She Speaks it with a 'DONT GIVE A FUCK' attitude & i like it.

She's the real deal, rhymes are ill
Stalk her at..
http://www.myspace.com/reveriesection8

& Listen & Download her music at..
www.loudencleartunes.com


YOU'RE A FAN NOW.

bush 2009?

So it's 2009 and I have had many convo's about pubic hair and my opinion hasn't changed
BARE IS BEST. or the PEACH as I like to call it :)
but I dont haveto tell you that, you already knew.
So why is there blogs out there promoting nonsensical topics such as pubic dying and decoration?
Below are pictures I came across on good 'ol blogger...
here is their link & description..rediculous if you ask me!


http://female-pubic-hair.blogspot.com/
How many unforgettable moments you may give your boyfriend
if make some pubic hair dyeing or decorate intimate zone with hairstyle sparkles,
temporary tattoos etc!
Indeed, bikini design - is a super original and super erotic!
Usual hair removal in a genital region is widely distributed.
Bikini design masters offer design services, which includes curly hairstyle with elements
of depilation, hair coloring, as well as hair decoration with a decorative elements.


(yea my man's really gonna love it if I look like I have a shrub & twigs with berries coming out of my snatch!)


this one isnt so bad, i've heard of girls getting designs
but i think a heart is the only acceptable one.
I think this song is appropriate :)

The Bold & The Beautiful

Lizzie Miller is a 20 year old plus size model. Just found out about her through my cousin Robinskie after chatting over lunch today. Apparently she has the picture above in Glamour Magazine and it stired up some controversy because she put it all out there and said she didnt want photoshop on her picture. More power to her and to any girl out there that has the balls to be happy with the way they are, I'm not promoting obesity but i think I can speak for a few people when I say the size 0 model is becoming a bit over-rated.

I can respect a girl that just loves herself in general. Girls front all the time that they got it going on and what not, but 95% of ALL girls dont like at least 3 things about their physical appearance. So Lizzie I take my hat off to you. Flaunt it sistah!

what do they look like?

Ever Wonder what some of these radio 'personalities' look like?
...YEAH ME NEITHER but...
It's rare that any of us listen to the radio anymore since we live in the day of modern technology...but there were some memorable ones out there.
I got curious cause don't ask me why but I was listening to kevin & bean on the radio
this morning and they were saying the celeb birthdays of the day and it happened to be
Nate Dogg's birthday. As you might know Nate Dogg had a stroke last year in January.
So Kevin & Bean were talking crap about him trying to come back into the music industry and had someone sing 'It Ain't No Fun' in a stroke-ish old man voice. It was sad.
It got me thinking...who the fuck are these jack-offs and what do they look like?
Maybe some of you already knew but I didn't.
So I did my research on a few Disc Jockeys that I remembered from my Radio listening days. Enjoy.






RICK DEES - DEES SLEAZE












TOM LEYKIS - LEYKIS 101










KEVIN & BEAN













JED THE FISH - CATCH OF THE DAY










ART LABOE - KILLER OLDIES
(love that one)










FROSTY HEIDI & FRANK






I had one more DJ that I was looking for. THEO!!
Do you remember THEO? The guy on 93.5 with the sexy voice that was allegedly ASIAN?!
Well I remember him and I had a hard time finding a picture. But it's the thought that counts.