Tuesday, December 23, 2008

leave the babies at home


as if Christmas shopping isn't bad enough..
with the traffic, the parking, the chaos..
people bring their babies to the mall
and stress us out with the strollers and crying
they stress themselves out too
trying to fit in aisles they don't fit in
dropping bottles and toys everywhere

those poor kids are cranky, tired and over it.
they don't belong there.

i get that everyone might not have the option
of leaving the kid home with grandma
but its sad to see little kids being yelled at
by parents when they didn't ask to be there anyway.
:[


Thursday, December 11, 2008

fuck tha police


Ok so we all see the signs that say...

REPORT DRUNK DRIVERS CALL 911

its a bunch of bullshit.

i mean don't get me wrong i still call and report any jack off that cuts me off
or someone who seriously acts drunk
but its a damn hassle and discourages me from doing it again.
who knows maybe one of the calls I've made in the past has saved a life
but this past experience i have had with the police operator makes me want to say fuck it.

let me explain..

ok so it's Mr. Bee, Lee, Gee & yours truly driving on the 5 freeway after a nice Italian dinner
all of a sudden there comes a point on the freeway that is blocked off the left
so of course people take caution and slow down, well the dumb ass in front of us
practically comes to a complete stop right in the middle of the freeway
almost causing us to hit him.
The 2 lane slowly merges into a 1 lane...well this guy almost hits the sigh that says
ROAD WORK, he's got his left turn signal on now however never made a left
but never turned the signal off either almost hits the car next to him
and is now taking up 2 lanes.
He braking he's swerving taking up 2 lanes...basically scaring the shit out of us.

So i say enough is enough this guys gonna kill someone, so i dial 911.

A few rings and....

(female)
This is Operator 42823862349, What is your emergency?

I'm calling to report a drunk driver.

Are you driving?

Yes I want to report a drunk DRIVER!

Are you on a freeway?

Yes.

Let me Transfer you.


(bitch)


*keep in mind I'm telling everyone to memorize the douches license number*


(female2)
This is Operator 6353638288239234, What is your emergency?

I'm calling to report a drunk driver.

What kind of vehicle is it?

A White Truck, Nissan.

License Number?

What's the plate number Lisa?....Do you see it babe?...Here babe tell her..


[hand the phone to Gee]


*Drunk guy gets 2 inches form hitting the guy next to him*


[Shouts from the 4 of us]


Hello, the number is 1P10689


[hands phone back to me]

Ok did you get that?


(male)
Hello, yes what are you reporting?

A DRUNK DRIVER, I WAS JUST SPEAKING TO A WOMAN!

Ok ma'am what kind of vehicle is it?

A WHITE NISSAN TRUCK!

License Number?

1P10689

Ok ma'am where are you located?

On the 5 South right before the 710 East

Ma'am the 710 is a North & South freeway.

Ugh I mean 710 South.

[chuckle from everyone in the car]

And what is your name and number?

Sabrina (626) 533-XXXX

Ok ma'am I'm gonna send a unit out on this matter.

It's too damn late, you're not gonna get him now.

Well ma'am I thank you for the call.

-CLICK-


Ok see the point of this blog isn't to discourage you from calling in a suspected drunk driver
I'm sure even after this I'm going to call again.
I just wish people could do their damn jobs efficiently.
Like come on people, get it together.

I remember when I was in a car accident in 2005 on the 110 freeway..
I was stuck in the car.
Literally stuck, I thought I was done for.
My friend (the driver) calls and calls 911
NO ANSWER.

all she kept hearing was..
WE'RE SORRY ALL OPERATORS ARE BUSY AT THIS TIME.

I'm trapped and your seriously gonna tell me that shit
are you kidding me?

So this blog is aimed toward the fucked up system we have!

Peoples lives are at risk.

I swear I usually say something in situations like that but i guess i was caught up in giving the right info. Either way it's a problem and I will say something next time.
The thing about these types of situations...where do i complain?
I can vent and write a blog but I'd really like to know where is the place
that is going to take this kind of thing seriously?



Either way DONT DRINK & DRIVE.