Thursday, September 24, 2009

Sunscreen

people i cant stress this issue enough...
WEAR SUNSCREEN!!

For real, I dont think people our age realize how mportnant it is to take care of your skin
but YOUR WEARING IT. just like you worry about how you look in a certain outfit
your skin is no different and in fact more important than anything you could ever wear.

I'm always the one with the SPF 50 telling people "did you put on sunscreen" "want some sunscreen" Always go with the higher SPF cause the 15 or 20 is a joke.
I dont know if I am the only one who notices but most old people have bad skin.
not to talk shit but they do. sunspots, discoloration etc. & I dont want to end up like that.
Not to mention the scarriest oneof all.... LEATHER SKIN! This is usually seen on white women in the chest area normally cause from too many
tanning bed sessions or just too much direct sunlight exposure.
I see it all the time & it is DISGUSTING! Usually not this bad but you get the point.

but it is kind of humorous cause these women are oblivious to it and still show off their tits like its no big thing. maybe it isn't? but to me it is.

So take my advice & Baz Luhrmanns advice & WEAR SUNSCREEN! & p.s. this is a great song so pay attention.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

shake that monkey

trying to master the craft. looking up some vids on YouTube for inspiration.
this one is just a cop-out and looks too easy, a nice butt but too easy.

FORWARD TO 0:17, she is using her muscles and doing like a real clap.
but this one seems too hard.

& i don't want to get down all low and have to dry hump the carpet to make it look like a clap! (FORWARD TO 0:35)

Still on the hunt for the girl from Flavor of Love video :(

Sunday, September 13, 2009

give it a rest

just heard some BS hyphy lil jon crap song on my drunk drive home
& its called SHOTS or im assuming its called SHOTS
cause thats all the damn song says
I have a proposal, someone needs to keep track of the drunk driving toll
and watch how it increases because of this.
it is seriously the worst song i have ever heard,
like we really needed yet another fucking song that relentlessly promotes drinking tequila or vodka.
I thought that trend was over, but no here comes PitBull (im assuming) trying to cash in on it.
Give it a REST people we all drink way too much as it is, hell I drove home drunk tonight...we don't need these hyphtastic artist yapping it into our brains anymore just to get a promo deal from Patron & money in the bank for speaking nonsense.

& for the record I HATE PITBULL! most unoriginal motherfucker & the reason i stay ignorant to radio music.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Plastic Pussy Penis?

This might look gross, maybe even a little scary,
but once you are over the shock that this product creates its actually quite useful
if you can be an adult about it.
It's called GO GIRL
& it is specifically designed to help females GO to the bathroom standing up :)

obviously ideal for a woman in a 'no bathroom' situation.
& we've alllllll been there.

GENIUS if you ask me!
I've been popping squats on car bumpers, in the woods on camping trips, in a big gulp on a long road trip. the list goes on, trust me, not my finest moments.
I'm a believer.

buy yours here: www.go-girl.com

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Sisters With Voices

Not to sound like some one's grandma but back when I was growing up Music was so different and enjoyable, relatable and singable. Music now is obviously still singable but I don't know there was just a different vibe back then.

Take Salt N Pepa, they were dope. They were street enough for the hood people but decent enough or the white folk to get in on the funk. I mean come on who didn't say "You so crazy, I think I want to have your baby." Classic right? YES.

&& what bitch wasn't singing this song back in the day. I was in 4th grade singing this shit not know what the hell, but I liked it regardless.

& who could forget EnVogue. Not me. They really sang, I remember my mom was all into them :) The song below was one of my favorite EV songs.

THIS SONG RIGHT HERE IS THE JAM HANDS DOWN!
Michael in the back, pssssh doesn't get no better.

A prime example of how music was a few years ago is the video below.
Salt N Pepa teamed up with EnVouge at the peak of their careers to colab on a song. That's just cool & rare, & it was worth it cause that was a great song.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Let's Give Tom Arnold A Break.

Ok he's not my favorite actor or favorite anything, but after seeing him on the roast of Joan Rivers the other night I thought 'wow, Tom doesn't look too bad after all these years' I mean its pretty obvious that he maybe dabbles in some cocaine now & then but come on its Hollywood, who doesn't. I just think he deserves some credit for maintaining a decent image of himself. He's had a rough life like everyone else and not so good circumstances in his adult life that were publicized, but he pretty much has stayed out of major trouble and with all the celebs I see fucking up on the daily I take notice when someone like Tom isn't.
I know he married Roseanne but I think we've all forgiven him for that and moved on. I mean its not like he got caught with a black prostitute like Hugh Grant or didn't pay his taxes like Wesley Snipes. He's done pretty well for himself. He didn't have any kids so even if he does get all hopped up on drugs or alcohol he's not gonna pull a David Hasselhoff. That's something I can respect. Since there are so many people, let alone celebs that have babies as accessories and don't commit to raising them right.
Arnold has been very outspoken about having been molested as a young child. His perpetrator was a 19 year old kid from the neighborhood that his mom hired to babysit. In a interview with Adam Carolla, Arnold revealed that the sexual abuse ended when he was seven. He took matters into his own hands & took his father's rifle and tried to confront the man, who lived down the street from him.
On an episode of Loveline, Tom revealed that at the age of 30, he tracked the man down and confronted him at his workplace. The man denied the molestation and told Arnold that his memories were wrong.
"I gave him my spiel about giving him back the pain and shame. He came up to me and jammed his finger in my chest, and for a second I have to admit I was scared. But I snapped out of it, and told him, 'If you touch me again I'll break your f------ neck.'"
He discovered that the man had adopted three boys and was attempting to adopt a fourth. Arnold had his employees print up and post flyers around the man's town. The flyers had the man's picture and name along with a description the man & sought help to stop the adoption from going through, it worked.
THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME! & SOOOO SOMETHING I WOULD DO :)
So stop the hate, Watch this clip (which happens to be my favorite) & be a Tom Arnold supporter!


Thursday, September 3, 2009

Marriages Making it Work.

This blog is going to be the first of many, based on celeb marriages that I believe in.
There are a lot of failed marriages in general not just in the lime light, but I wanted to make note of the marriages that I actually think are working and dare I say it, might even last?

Coco & Ice-T:
I guess it's safe to say they have an amazing sex life, and that is always a main ingredient in a healthy relationship but what I think what holds this relationship together is honesty.
I think when Ice first decided he was gonna marry Coco, he sat her down and laid out some ground rules. Like, I'm the man in this relationship, I wear the pants and I make the rules.

You can show that ass, off get a little fame, make some money. But at the end of the day, Daddy gets what Daddy wants, and you've got to be willing to provide that at all times by any means necessary.Not a bad theory huh? I'm almost positive that's how it went down. Ice-T doesn't fuck around. Especially when it comes to his women. And more power too him, cause if you think about it, it's not a bad deal...they're living the life & its been working for almost 9 years now.