Little Petite

"young bitch from the street guaranteed to stay down" I miss the wild Lil Kim. The bitch that didn't give a fuck, rapped some nasty shit talking sex and drugs, rocked some hooker clothes and didn't mind getting felt up by Diana Ross. Now a days she looks a hell of a lot different and is more like a white girl than the bitch from the hood. Don't get me wrong I know people change and I do like what shes done with her face, she looks good but I miss the rawness.

I thought for sure she would drop a raw ass album when she got out of jail, something hard and raw, dope beats maybe some collabs...but nope nothing. Come on Kim, give it to us like the old days PLEASE!? I guess for now we will have to deal with her ethnicity change and see what this all brings, but fuck if she's doing Dancing with the Stars who knows what the hell direction she'll be going in musically. Either way I love the bitch.

Ms. Lepore

Just wanted to give everyone who snoops my blog something fun to look at..

Andy understands me

This video actually reminds me of some people :)

Im having so much fun I could just..twitter

So I guess its safe to say that Twitter is the new Internet phenomenon. Much like how MySpace was in 03-04, but that ship has sailed and now we've moved on to the exchange of short status messages between friends.

I just wanted to write about how funny i think twitter is, its basically a collection of thoughts. You think of something and you twitter it, it makes me think about how years from now when I'm old my kids might see all the dumb things i twittered, that's not gonna stop me from writing anything but I just think that's cool. If my mom had a twitter back in the day I would read it for sure!

Another funny thing about twitter I see from time to time is how a lot of people use twitter as a source of bragging, like anyone gives a shit. It's just hilarious to me how people will twitter that they are out doing this fun thing or that fun thing and yet its so fun they had the time to twitter about it. When I'm out having a good time, twitter is the last thing on my mind. Silly people.

Maybe Miley's rap was on to something...

SUCK ON THIS

If your child can walk on their own, tell you they are hungry & chew whole food...
THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE A PACIFIER IN THEIR MOUTH!!
It is just bad parenting, really. If you don't have the balls to take your kids pacifier away from them by at most the age of 1 then how are you qualified to raise a child?
I get that hearing a kid cry is the worst sound in the world and its a quick fix to shut them up but damn grow some balls people. It looks tacky and your kid might even grow into buck teeth!

ben affleck's daughter


tisk gwen, i thought you were better than that.

beckham kid, no surprise there actually.

Kate hudson's kid...hmm trashy.

Johnny Depp once said something along the lines of

how people are asked to get fishing licenses and drivers licenses and we have all of these rules that we have to go by but anyone can have a baby whenever and however many they want with no proper training or lessons, why is that so lenient?

It made so much sense & I never forgot it.
Preach on Mr. Depp<3

how old is too old?

So i recently turned 24 & i went out and had fun Friday-Sunday
by Sunday night when i was at home with my boo & relaxing...
i realized that i really didn't need to go out and chase the party like I use to.
Not that being 24 is old cause it isn't, but I just feel like I'm over all the nightlife party scene
I mean I have my own place, I have a great man that I love being with and I've partied since I was 16. I don't think its out of the ordinary that I don't really feel the need to be out all the time, drinking and trying to be up on the next event.
On Sunday I saw a bunch of lame ass club rats all in their late 20's early 30's desperate to get in to this trendy club, it was kinda sad.
I have a theory that people that go out constantly and follow the trendy events are people that just aren't happy in general or still live with their parents so they go out all the time to get out of the house and that's fine and everything but there comes a time in your life where you should step back and look at the bigger picture.
If you are in your late 20's, maybe you have kids (cause lets face it, who doesn't have at least 1 kid by their mid 20's nowadays) and you are living in mom & dads house still chasing the night life and next big thing...you need to re-evaluate your priorities.

boooooring

This isn't something i really care about so I'm not gonna write too much

but I just wanted to note that I'm not liking how Cameron Diaz is all of a sudden trying to be a serious actress, first it was the movie where she shaves her head bald for her daughter now its some movie about a box? really? Having to take Cameron Diaz serious in anything is a task in itself. I'm sure I'm not the only one that prefers her dancing in boy undies and acting a fool. that's where we like you Cameron not playing mom roles. It's aging you and you're becoming boring.

Milk Bath

I've always wanted to take a milk bath. I cant really explain why because I don't even drink milk! But it's appealing for some reason, kinda sexy and odd. As I was looking up pictures for this blog I noticed that most of the pictures that came up we mainly of women, well except the one of this homo guy with a seashell on his dick.
It made me wonder...What is sexy about a milk bath? I mean it's just milk.

A mud bath also sounds very nice ;)

That blog is next.

Homemade

That word means so little nowadays, but in reality its the best thing you can get.

I was cleaning our downstairs area last night, which was formerly my grandpa's man cave back in the day and I was talking with my boo and our future roommate about how my grandpa would make stuff all the time, like random stuff...sets of golf clubs, he'd build computers, a buzzer that runs from upstairs to downstairs so my grandma and him could communicate thru codes (it sounds more hi-tech then it really is) he could fix anything & he is the reason I have free cable in all my rooms (without a black box) :)

It got me to thinking about how nothing is really HOME MADE any more,
personally I always am more interested in stuff when its homemade like when someone tells you about some bomb food or when someone has a homemade costume for Halloween...those are always the conversation starters.
I guess I just like to make things and find new creative outlets, being able to say 'I made that' is always nice too. I think more people should get themselves to do homemade things. It's always more fun.
Tomorrow will be 7 years that my grandpa has been gone and I miss him still. He was so smart and cool but in a way where he didn't even know it, always kept himself busy learning and keeping up with the world. Even a former boxer named Kid Leblanc. He was a fascinating man. He taught me a lot & always kept me on my toes. <3

CILF

So I've been wanting to talk about celebs that don't get enough credit..
probably cause they are too cool to care and are just remained dope ass people amongst all the fame. So here goes #1 of the series..

1. Drew BarrymoreWe've been everywhere with DREW i mean childhood, the baby drug years, dancing on Letterman's desk, whacked marriages...and we all loved her more and more after every episode. She proved how down to earth she was when she married the one testie Tom Green and then dated that young drummer from that one band. Only recently did she start using her celebrity to make some money and good for her she's Fucking EARNED IT! not like these little pimple commercials like that pro-bush bitch umm whats her name...fuck! oh yea Vanessa Hudgens. so go 'head DREW make that money promote that Cover Girl we all Love you.

Sunscreen

people i cant stress this issue enough...

WEAR SUNSCREEN!!

For real, I dont think people our age realize how mportnant it is to take care of your skin

but YOUR WEARING IT. just like you worry about how you look in a certain outfit

your skin is no different and in fact more important than anything you could ever wear.

I'm always the one with the SPF 50 telling people "did you put on sunscreen" "want some sunscreen" Always go with the higher SPF cause the 15 or 20 is a joke.
I dont know if I am the only one who notices but most old people have bad skin.
not to talk shit but they do. sunspots, discoloration etc. & I dont want to end up like that.
Not to mention the scarriest oneof all.... LEATHER SKIN! This is usually seen on white women in the chest area normally cause from too many
tanning bed sessions or just too much direct sunlight exposure.
I see it all the time & it is DISGUSTING! Usually not this bad but you get the point.

but it is kind of humorous cause these women are oblivious to it and still show off their tits like its no big thing. maybe it isn't? but to me it is.

So take my advice & Baz Luhrmanns advice & WEAR SUNSCREEN! & p.s. this is a great song so pay attention.

shake that monkey

trying to master the craft. looking up some vids on YouTube for inspiration.
this one is just a cop-out and looks too easy, a nice butt but too easy.

FORWARD TO 0:17, she is using her muscles and doing like a real clap.

but this one seems too hard.

& i don't want to get down all low and have to dry hump the carpet to make it look like a clap! (FORWARD TO 0:35)

Still on the hunt for the girl from Flavor of Love video :(

give it a rest

just heard some BS hyphy lil jon crap song on my drunk drive home
& its called SHOTS or im assuming its called SHOTS

cause thats all the damn song says
I have a proposal, someone needs to keep track of the drunk driving toll

and watch how it increases because of this.
it is seriously the worst song i have ever heard,

like we really needed yet another fucking song that relentlessly promotes drinking tequila or vodka.

I thought that trend was over, but no here comes PitBull (im assuming) trying to cash in on it.
Give it a REST people we all drink way too much as it is, hell I drove home drunk tonight...we don't need these hyphtastic artist yapping it into our brains anymore just to get a promo deal from Patron & money in the bank for speaking nonsense.

& for the record I HATE PITBULL! most unoriginal motherfucker & the reason i stay ignorant to radio music.

Plastic Pussy Penis?

This might look gross, maybe even a little scary,
but once you are over the shock that this product creates its actually quite useful
if you can be an adult about it.
It's called GO GIRL
& it is specifically designed to help females GO to the bathroom standing up :)
obviously ideal for a woman in a 'no bathroom' situation.
& we've alllllll been there.

GENIUS if you ask me!
I've been popping squats on car bumpers, in the woods on camping trips, in a big gulp on a long road trip. the list goes on, trust me, not my finest moments.
I'm a believer.
buy yours here: www.go-girl.com

Sisters With Voices

Not to sound like some one's grandma but back when I was growing up Music was so different and enjoyable, relatable and singable. Music now is obviously still singable but I don't know there was just a different vibe back then.

Take Salt N Pepa, they were dope. They were street enough for the hood people but decent enough or the white folk to get in on the funk. I mean come on who didn't say "You so crazy, I think I want to have your baby." Classic right? YES.

&& what bitch wasn't singing this song back in the day. I was in 4th grade singing this shit not know what the hell, but I liked it regardless.

& who could forget EnVogue. Not me. They really sang, I remember my mom was all into them :) The song below was one of my favorite EV songs.

THIS SONG RIGHT HERE IS THE JAM HANDS DOWN!
Michael in the back, pssssh doesn't get no better.

A prime example of how music was a few years ago is the video below.
Salt N Pepa teamed up with EnVouge at the peak of their careers to colab on a song. That's just cool & rare, & it was worth it cause that was a great song.